out of clay he formed...

alright. got a new bike. here's the question: is it stolen or simply found?
i was biking home from somewhere (the bar) and saw a bike on the bike rack in front of kava house in eastown. i noticed it was unlocked so i turned around to check it out. it was about 1:00am, keep in mind. sure enough, the thing is unlocked. its seat is fucked up a bit, and the right pedal is missing. so i park and lock my other bike down the road, walk back, take a good look around for anyone who might own this abandoned bike, and ride it home and spray paint it black.
so here's the question: did i steal it or find it? i've heard mixed answers to this and would like some more input.

ouch my side

a horrible crash on the bike friday night. i usually crash my bike when i'm coming home late from the bar or early from the bar, too, i guess. but friday i fell sideways on to the road! a car was coming! AAHHHH! now i have some weird injuries the main one being a bruise on my hip that looks like this:

brushing up on my farsi

i think i'll try to get a job in iraq. you can get a lot of loot. there's a job where all you do is sign people in and out of some area, and it pays 82 grand a year tax-free. but here's my main qualm: what's the whore situation like in iraq? do i have to pay some bitch just to see her forehead? do they import their whores? if so, from where? i know dubai has whores, but i don't really want to have to travel internationally to bone a whore. maybe there's bored soldier's wives on an army base i could bone, but they always get pregnant and then soldier boy would be after me. anyways, if i can feel at peace about the whore factor, i really think i could chill in iraq for some dough.