Wednesday, July 9, 2008

brushing up on my farsi

i think i'll try to get a job in iraq. you can get a lot of loot. there's a job where all you do is sign people in and out of some area, and it pays 82 grand a year tax-free. but here's my main qualm: what's the whore situation like in iraq? do i have to pay some bitch just to see her forehead? do they import their whores? if so, from where? i know dubai has whores, but i don't really want to have to travel internationally to bone a whore. maybe there's bored soldier's wives on an army base i could bone, but they always get pregnant and then soldier boy would be after me. anyways, if i can feel at peace about the whore factor, i really think i could chill in iraq for some dough.

2 comments:

p said...

you should drive truck

kevdek said...

you should drive bone